what do you do at 2 in the morning when you can't sleep?

Hi everyone,

Its actually now gone 3am, I did fall asleep but woke up and couldn't get my brain to shut the fuck up so decided that I would write a poem. Writing, I have been told is very therapeutic when your going through a tough time and to be fair I have always been good with the written word. It's far better than actually having to look at someone when your talking to them, trying to keep a straight face and failing miserably. Anyway, this cancer journey has been a bit shit this week and my anxiety levels are through the roof (this is completely normal to feel like your losing the plot apparently!) so I decided the best thing to do was to write about it.

So here is my poem that I have concocted whilst high on flu tablets because I am full of cold and had two hours sleep....enjoy!


We are really sorry, it's not good
You have cancer in your womanhood
This ain't right, it can't be real
I'm not quite sure how I am suppose to feel
Holy shit I could end up dead
Thank fuck for that it has not spread
This cancer sucks it needs a slap
I know what it can do....it can SUCK MY FLAPS!

Suck my flaps
Do you want a slap?
There's no way I'm doing that
It's my body, get out of here
I've said it loud, you heard me clear
Hey you fucker, SUCK MY FLAPS!

They want to prod, they want to poke
I'm sure someone thinks it's a joke
Excuse me love, we just want a look
I heard what you said you nosy fuck
I've said it once, I'll say it again
You wanna keep that nose you better listen my friend

Suck my flaps
Do you want a slap?
There's no way I'm doing that
It's my body, get out of here
I've said it loud, you heard me clear
Hey you fucker, SUCK MY FLAPS!

We will take some of this and a whole lot of that
Those bits are mine you thieving twat
It's only a bladder and all your girly bits
You keep talking like that, I'll punch you in the dick
Take the rest but leave the glory hole
Life's not much fun without a soul
Will you listen to me you dumb ass twat.......

Suck my flaps
Do you want a slap?
There's no way I'm doing that
It's my body, get out of here
I've said it loud, you heard me clear
Hey you fucker, SUCK MY FLAPS!

This ain't funny, this ain't fair
Hey you fucker living in there
Time to go, get out of me
Get out my body, leave me be
You've stayed too long, I'm not having that
You picked the wrong hole you silly twat
Hey Cancer....

SUCK MY BIG FAT FLAPS!



So there you have it, once you have managed to pick up what is left of your jaw from the floor if you would like to comment below please do so.

What do you do when you can't sleep?

Love always
Amy
xx

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